I need help removing her.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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