Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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