i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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