Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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