it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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