Do vagina's smell?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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