yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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