Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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