can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
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