Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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