me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
we're so committed to being not committed
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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