I bet he comes in French.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
my liver is dry heaving
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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