For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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