Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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