have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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