But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
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