Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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