so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
is it fun? or sober?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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