I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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