we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Randomize
