I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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