Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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