Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
soo... how was my night?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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