my mouth tastes like poor choices
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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