I need help removing her.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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