Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
4 words: hood of his car
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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