So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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