I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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