Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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