Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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