Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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