tell your sister to shave her snatch
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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