There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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