Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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