Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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