So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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