The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
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