Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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