Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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