some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
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