so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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