I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Its about making memories worth repressing
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Randomize
