I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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