True but thats because hes a fetus.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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