he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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