I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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