i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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