Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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