he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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