I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
