the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Found the puke drawer
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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