Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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