i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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