His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
We left the knife in your bed.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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