you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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