You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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