Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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