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Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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