jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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