Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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